I spent some time in California recently, and was reminded of some differences between my home state and this place I now call home.
1. Oppressive Humidity Was Not an Issue
I didn't end up crying to old black lady in Wal-Mart about my struggles with the heat and humidity (true story). In fact, I wore a sweater for part of the day. While I was outside. Not sweating.
Frizz and sweat free.
2. California is beautiful all the time, and North Carolina sometimes looks dead.
San Diego didn't exist when Ecclesiastes was written. If it had, The Byrds may not have been so popular.
3. I could go outside dressed all crazy, and not get The Eye.
In fact, I bet some yuppies up in Cardiff thought I had a sweet trust fund.
4. Babies in California measure 10 times as cute as babies elsewhere.
FACTS, PEOPLE. FACTS.
